Seriously speaking: This is why I have a confession blog.

Alright, I have finally come to the realization (or got over my intense denial)

that I have a serious lipgloss addiction.

Chanel lipgloss? $32.00. Dior lipgloss? $23.00. Revlon? $12.00.

And it's not even as if I feel guilty, and this is honestly where I see the problem nesting.

I can't even lie about buying them, because I obviously prove that I have enough of them on a daily basis, but I continue to add to my collection in a regular habit anyway.

Princesses Rule? Just Bitten? Torrid?

Oh, yes please.

It's like seeing the perfect pair of shoes with the perfect pair of socks.

It's like seeing a cookie cutter family all dressed to the tee in matching button up shirts.

Lipgloss may just be a moisturizing sleek morsel of a glossed goodness,

but I feel as though it is much, much more.

I probably apply lip balm (and/or) lipgloss 5-6 times a day.

And that's speaking lightly...

You see, here in Florida it is almost so hot that the gloss drips straight down your face.

Before you know it, you're in trouble with either a glossy chin or an ongoing addiction regardless.

In New York, it is so cold that I'm afraid my lips will freeze shut,

glossed together by crystalized, glittery icicles.

To be quite honest, I think this is why the application process is so extensive.

And to be brutally honest, just because this is a confession, that doesn't mean that I plan on changing my behavior.

I have decided to close in this remark:

Go listen to "Lipgloss" by: Lil' Mama. (Yes, Lil').

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCvXzjGRnKc

Forever in lipgloss lust,

Eliza Jordan.